Evil Edna

Evil Edna
Nasty little television
Just popped in for biscuits and tea
Said she'd like my number
Said she'd like another date
Nothing could look sweeter
Than Edna and me

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Na na na
Na na na na na
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Na na na na na
Na na na
Na na na na na

Look at me and Edna
Watching Coronation Street
It's all I can see
When I look into her eye
Thought she'd like to get away
Like a change of scenery
A trip to Blackpool
To see the pretty lights

I guess she knows I'm a sinner so
She told me that Jesus saves
I guess she knows I'm a sinner so
She told me that Jesus saves

All messed up with nowhere to go
All messed up with nowhere to go
All messed up with nowhere to go and I'm
All messed up with nowhere to go

1999

City Living

The smell of pan-fried onions
Under neon light
A place to let your hair down
When it gets uptight
Do you think I could walk a mile
In your high-heeled shoes?
Well I found something Chinese
Take-Away those blues

City living
Small fish in a big wok
High living
Down in the gutter, babe

I know some boys
Who'll tell you where they like to meet
Dancing in an open manhole
West of Paper Street
Read the sign on the door
You can leave all your beards at home (leave 'em all alone)
That disco pumpin'- bumpin'
I can't hear the phone (I'm trying to use the phone!)

City living
Small fish in a big wok
High living
Down in the gutter, babe

A sole (soul) with holes in
Walking in the pouring rain
Tape it up, take it down in the subway
Stick it on a train
Time to time on the line
We wonder where the money go
If you wanna try your hand at pimpin'
I can be your ho

City living
Small fish in a big wok
High living
Down in the gutter, babe

I'll take care of you baby
I'll be your daddy
I'll pay for your for your operation baby (oh yeah!)
And you can be my little lady.


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2000